Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
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A GROUP OF HUMMINGBIRDS IS CALLED A CHOIR THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
when u see a really funny post and you want to follow the person but then u realize it’s you
Can I be here right now?
ben bruce: *sitting on a toilet, looks up and looks back at camera* can you guess?
danny worsnop: *also sitting on a toilet* im gonna- i would guess boobies.
ben: *smiles* boobies
danny: um..im not a generally happy person so im the wrong person to ask.
ben: can i be your definition of happiness?
danny: no. youre annoying as fuck.
ben: *sad face* aww.... :(
Did you know that this scene was entirely unscripted? Johnny Depp just kinda went with this and no one stopped him, so the reactions’ on the other actors’ faces are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
makes the scene 100000 times better omfg
you can even see orlando glancing at the people behind the camera as if asking what is going on
johnny depp is my spirit animal